I’m breaking my blogging silence with the description of an amazing dinner I had about two weeks ago. I can’t stop thinking about it still, but the details are escaping me, so I’d better write it down already.
I had some time to kill before I met up with a group of friends for a Book of Mormon showing at the Pantages Theater in Hollywood, so I stepped into a fancy looking farm-to-table restaurant and treated myself to a delicious solo meal.
I had:
- Their special Cabernet of the day,
- Hand-cut seasoned fries,
- A salad with arugula, mint, pomegranates, candied pecans, and honey vinaigrette,
- Sorbet made with fresh grape, pears, and orange, drizzled with fresh local honey.
The meal was so simple, but the flavors were so delicate and satisfying. And now it is captured forever on the Internet.
It took me a few hours to realize that the name is a play on words for the nearest intersecting streets, Hollywood and Vine. But shhhhh…..
What the heck is this? I thought I ordered a sandwich, not an overstuffed baguette taco. How am I supposed to eat this? Does the assembler not know the function the bread serves in a sandwich? What is the point of lining up tomatoes and sprinkling lettuce on TOP (i.e. theoretically, THE SIDE) of the sandwich? Wouldn’t it simply fall off as soon as I align the sandwich the proper way by rotating it 90 degrees? Gravity, HELLO. If I ate the sandwich the way it is pictured, the bread would open up and the entire sandwich would roll open as soon as I bit down on it, making it an extremely wide open-faced sandwich. Do they expect me to rotate my head 90 degrees to the side to be able to eat the sandwich and keep it folded? In addition, the bread only covers 2/3 of the circumference of the cross section. Once I bite, it’s all going to burst out the top. Do they expect me to restrain the filling by pressing it down with my hand? What’s the point of having bread, then? Just make it a burrito! I would have liked to go back, give the sandwich back to whoever made it, and make him eat it in front of me. But alas, I ate it all already.