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Here are quotes I've been collecting since 2000. They are separated into categories. Some quotes fall under two or more categories. There are 2264 quotes in the database as of January 5th, 2016.

oldest to newest - recommended if this is your first time here
newest to oldest - if you've read the old ones already

- All Quotes -

Or, browse by categories:
  • Friends - quotes by and about some of my friends
Alternatively, you can search for quotes in the database (e.g. chocolate, peter, poop, jesus, my brain):